"EXCUSE ME, THAT'S A CAR NOT A SALON"

So there I am sitting in stop and go traffic on the freeway. I'm alternating between daydreaming and playing a game I invented I call,"Brake Light Bingo". More on that another time. Anyways, eventually, like a beacon I become aware of a different type of light coming from inside the car ahead of me. Can't really miss it. Right above the drivers head, the rectangular shape is recognizable to all. I'm sure the mirror is put there with the best of intentions. However, in my experience, many humans don't have the sense they were born with and many times they do stupid things. Such as, applying makeup while sitting behind the wheel of a vehicle during the morning commute! Ladies don't get me wrong, if you enjoy painting your face on every day, more power to you. However, if you must put makeup on, do the rest of us a favor? Set your damn alarm 30 minutes earlier and put it on at home! Who lied and said your car was a salon? FYI it's a heavy machine that could kill you yourself or an innocent person in seconds. Someone who's minding their own business, driving to work, could actually never arrive due to your laziness and stupidity. I can't speak for anyone else, however when we're sharing the road, I feel a lot better if your hands and brain are where they should be! Who the hell are you and what gives you the right to put other drivers at risk? I can imagine some thinking, "I'm able to do both". To which I say,"bullshit, no you can't". Here's a thought, try to be a little less selfish. Put your face on safely. In the comfort of your very own bathroom! Thank you!

"CA CRAZIES IN CARS"

Hi, My name is Lynn. I've been one of the many "CA CRAZIES IN CARS" for 20+ years. I've seen a lot of crazy, ridiculous, dangerous, and/or simply stupid behavior from drivers over time. Being honest, I've committed a few myself. However, despite the anonymity our cars provide, must we be A'holes just because we can? After all, we wouldn't push our way to the front of the line at the grocery store. Yet, many seem to think it's their birthright to be merger maggots,(later post)in their cars. So this blog will touch on a list of 35+ behaviors I've observed on the roads over the years. Some, simply draw a shake of the head. Some, a not so nice gesture or word. Some, I truly wish a cop was around to see and stop the person. Just so I could drive by laughing and pointing. Bye for now. More soon to come.